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James Potter ([info]james_or) wrote,
@ 2008-02-10 22:31:00

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Current mood: YOU MUST TELL
Entry tags:future, harry, legens, lily

Legens (private to Harry and Lily)

Harry, if you're going to answer ANY question about the future, let it be this one.

Are Lily and I married? Does she love me?!

[private to Harry]
Please say yes! My life depends on it.
[/private to Harry]

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 03:39 am UTC (link)
Yes.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 03:40 am UTC (link)
YOU'RE THE BEST SON EVER.

I'm buying you candy...or pies. Or something.

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 03:43 am UTC (link)
I didn't agree to anything!

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 03:49 am UTC (link)
Clearly, you did! Tell her, Harry, that she should give me a chance. Your life's in danger now! C'mon, you love your dear old dad, don't you? I let you get away with pranks...Mummy doesn't...take my side...

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 03:51 am UTC (link)
What's going on? I thought you already knew all of this

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 03:53 am UTC (link)
Yes, well, your mother refuses to believe anything I say or give me any kind of chance to prove that I'm not a rotten git.

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 03:54 am UTC (link)
James said if he could prove that we were married I had to go to the ball with him, but I said no and he said, "too late!" But I won't do it, Harry, I didn't agree to anything. I don't care what happens in the future, now I don't want to! You have a girlfriend right? Did you blackmail her? I bet not, I bet I taught you better than that.

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 03:56 am UTC (link)
Oh no, I'm not getting in the middle of this.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 03:57 am UTC (link)
No pie for a week! Is that a normal punishment, or just something my parents do?

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 03:58 am UTC (link)
... What?

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 04:00 am UTC (link)
That's perfectly fine, dear? just don't get in the middle on his side.

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 04:01 am UTC (link)
I can't be in the middle of either side.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 04:02 am UTC (link)
Be in the middle of my side! I'm the funner parent! And my mum bakes pies.

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 04:04 am UTC (link)
You can't buy me off.

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 03:56 am UTC (link)
I'm not going to the ball with you, James. If you imperius me, I'll throw it off.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 03:56 am UTC (link)
What? Your shirt?

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 03:59 am UTC (link)
Oooo I'm going to kill you if I see you anytime soon. Hide in your dorm, James, HIDE.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 04:00 am UTC (link)
Lily, dear, that would be bad. Harry likes being alive, right, Harry? I kind of have a big part in that, you know.

This is actually kind of fun.

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 04:01 am UTC (link)
I bet I turn my own wand on myself in disgust at being married to the likes of you!

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 04:02 am UTC (link)
What?

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 04:04 am UTC (link)
Before we knew Hermione said your mother had been dead for a long while.

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 04:05 am UTC (link)
Oh. Well, that's not pleasant.

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 04:06 am UTC (link)
Imagine how I feel.

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 04:07 am UTC (link)
You believe her?

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 04:08 am UTC (link)
I don't believe it though. Your bookish friend seems a bit mad to me. It was an excuse, right?

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 04:08 am UTC (link)
It was such a flimsy cover I hate to believe that was her best lie. She seems so intelligent.

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 04:09 am UTC (link)
She's clever but not very intelligent.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 04:10 am UTC (link)
It was an excuse, right?

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 04:10 am UTC (link)
Anyway, she mentioned you had trouble with your aunt and Petunia is getting anywhere near my child over my dead body.

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 04:12 am UTC (link)
It's not... I mean... No. Yes. Yes it was an excuse.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 04:14 am UTC (link)
Told you so.

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 04:14 am UTC (link)
The eloquence comes from your side of the family.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 04:16 am UTC (link)
Yes, but the temper and the intelligence comes from your side, my dear. Wait...

Ha! You admitted that Harry's related to both of us! I win.

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 04:17 am UTC (link)
I was only denying marriage! I mean, plenty of things can result in pregnancy. Like I said, drunken mistakes.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 04:18 am UTC (link)
Did you just call our son a mistake? Harry, don't listen to her! She's in denial.

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[info]harry_or
2008-02-11 04:19 am UTC (link)
See, this is why having you know the truth was such a mistake.

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[info]lily_or
2008-02-11 04:25 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry, Harry, it's just... him. He's incorrigible but you seem like a nice boy and that's good.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 04:26 am UTC (link)
The cruelty to James Potter is from your side.

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[info]james_or
2008-02-11 04:03 am UTC (link)
Yet you marry me anyway! Either you fall for me, or I'm the last man on earth!

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