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James Potter (james_or) wrote,
@ 2008-02-10 13:34:00

Current mood:	innocent
Entry tags:	future, harry, legens, lily, valentine's

Legens (hexed heavily private to Lily)
Lily, love...would you attend the Valentine's Ball this Thursday with me?

I mean, honestly, one evening would not kill you. I won't even say anything mean about Snivellus. Or his ~~vulture~~ bird.

Please? I am your future husband...I must have done something right. ~~Just ask Harry!~~

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	lily_or 2008-02-10 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	No. ~~I bet I kill myself in disgust.~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-10 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Why not? You have to give me at least one chance. You like Harry, don't you? ~~C'mon, you have to have some sort of maternal feelings...you are a girl...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-10 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I don't have to give you anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-10 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	So you don't like Harry...? I'm telling him! And I'm going to tell Snivellus that you're a bad mother. And McGonagall, too. Why won't you give me a chance? Maybe I'm not as bad as you think I am. ~~Not to mention, I'm incredibly hands~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-10 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	I like Harry just fine, it's you I don't like. Severus ~~hates me enough as it is~~ won't listen to you, and it would be irresponsible to tell McGonagall anything about those students particular predicament, wouldn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-10 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, but by disliking me, you kill him. See? That's bad. ...Who ever said I'm responsible? ~~I'll have to track them down and beat~~ Give me a chance to take you to the dance, and I won't bother you for an entire week. How about that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-10 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	That's not necessarily how time travel works. Time turners, for instance, create two versions of the person. No means no, James. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-10 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	What happened to you in Harry's time line, then? And if you're never going to marry me and Harry's never going to be born, then how did he come back to the past to tell us that he'll be born? Seriously, Lily. Why am I so bad? ~~I'm handsome, intelligent, good at sports, popular...and I guess you don't like how I treat Snivellus, but he started it~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-10 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Honestly? Apparently I'm dead. You treat people badly for your own amusement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-10 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	What? You're...you're what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-10 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Before I knew Hermione said I looked like Harry's dead mother. I must be, then, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-10 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	But...why? How? ~~You're Lily! Evans! Well, Potter...but you can't die!~~ Why didn't you say something to me earlier? I could've asked Harry when I talked to him! ~~Right, you hate me...but we plotted together and we are going to be mar~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-10 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know! And I probably shouldn't, so I haven't asked! It's when he was very young and I don't know! I don't want to be dead! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

james_or
2008-02-10 11:41 pm UTC (link)

When he's young? I don't want you to be dead, either! I love you!

Shite, this is bad. Maybe whoever told you was lying? It was before we knew, right? ~~Who'd have the nerve to say to someone's face "you're dead"~~ Maybe they were trying to cover for Harry recognizing you and keep the whole village plague thing going...~~Please let me be right!~~

I mean, I talked to Harry about the future and he didn't say anything about that!

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	lily_or 2008-02-10 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno, maybe Harry thought it would be a bad thing to say. He didn't want us to know anyway. ~~Hermione says he knows Petunia, maybe we are both de~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

james_or
2008-02-10 11:50 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, he didn't really act like I thought he would.

First he played dumb, then I told him to just give it up...and he did. We had a weird conversation, but he...he's nice.

He really reminds me of you...although apparently once he flew a car into a tre--the willow! It must've been the willow. Wow, I have new respect for Harry.

Should we ask him about your, uh, potential death? He might not answer...

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	lily_or 2008-02-11 02:44 am UTC (link)
	A car into the willow? I must be dead, then. That's all your influence. I don't think I should know. I don't know a lot about time travel but this could get sticky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

james_or
2008-02-11 02:50 am UTC (link)

Don't say things like that! Maybe Harry was trying to stop the car. ~~Unlikely! He was totally driving it into the tree for fun~~

Right...but are you sure you don't want to know anything? He told me about his favorite classes and his girlfriend...

I mean, Harry is our son. Don't you want to know what he's like? What kind of person he is?

~~I finally said it! I said it!~~

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	lily_or 2008-02-11 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Of course I would, but I don't want to know how I die, that's completely different. And I don't even know if he wants to know me, he didn't before... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-11 03:00 am UTC (link)
	~~You accept it, then? You...you accept that Harry's our son! That we're married! YES! Lily loves me! Will love me... Snivellus loses! What were we talking abou~~ He likes Defense Against the Dark Arts, McGonagall, and he's a Seeker. He's dating his best friend's sister ~~who is probably a redhead. I think it's creepy that we share taste in women~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-11 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Was he a Gryffindor back where he came from, then? And do you guys need a seeker? Maybe he could play again? ~~This is too weird~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-11 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Yes, and maybe. McKinnon's leaving after this year. The person I talked to about him says he's famous in the future. I don't know why. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-11 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Is he that good at Quidditch? But he's still in school... Maybe you could ask him about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-11 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Quidditch! He's famous because of Quidditch. That makes sense. ~~Why didn't I think of that?~~ You're taking everything pretty well, actually. Considering how much you ~~claim to~~ loathe me. You know, you could talk to him, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-11 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Well, everyone makes drunken mistakes. I'll probably be kicked out of Hogwarts but apparently I'm not long for this world. My brain has shut down, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-11 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Drunken mist--Lily! So you'll be drunk when we're married, and when we...~~Merlinmerlinmerlin~~youknowwhat? Give up! You're going to change your mind sometime soon! You'll never be kicked out of Hogwarts. That'd be like if I became ugly. It just isn't a possibility. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-11 03:28 am UTC (link)
	He never said we were married, James. And if that's the criteria, I'll most certainly get kicked out of Hogwarts. Damn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-11 03:31 am UTC (link)
	That's not fair! I was being nice. I'm going to ask him, then. WATCH. And if I'm right, you have to go to the Valentine's Ball with me. Deal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lily_or 2008-02-11 03:33 am UTC (link)
	No. I just. I know plenty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_or 2008-02-11 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Too late! I hope you have a dress picked out for Thursday. (Reply to this) (Parent)