I hope you're in a better mood--I have some news that should make you feel better.
Sirius and I were just discussing your pies, and he was talking about how much he loved them. He said he could live off them. I told him I could too. Everyone agrees--you make the greatest pies ever. Remus loves your chocolate pies, and Peter likes your, uh, cherry pies.
You like them, right? Make us happy. Send us the greatest pies in the world. Please, mum?